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Kyle Gordon Gets Joyously Morbid On “If You Break Up With Me”

Ahead of the October 2nd release of Kyle Gordon's new album ' Kyle Gordon Is Everywhere ' (via BMG), today, music's leading comedy chameleon goes back to the late 90s with his latest track "If You Break Up With Me". Through a hilariously on-point creative alter ego, the angsty-yet-radio-friendly band 10 Year Plan, helmed by a transparently toxic lead singer, "If You Break Up With Me" explodes as a joyously morbid and accurately delivered satire on that special brand of radio rock that packaged dark & shocking lyrics within bubbly melodies and catchy hooks throughout the end of the 20th century.

Listen HERE .

And the video feels pulled right off the late 90s MTV airwaves bringing the song's twisted effervescence to life. Watch HERE .

"This song taps into all the amazing radio friendly pop oriented alt rock of my early youth," said Kyle about the track. "The crux of the parody rests on the contrast between the bright, shiny, catchy production of much of this music, but paired with 90's rock dude dark lyrics. The most notable example being Semi-Charmed Life, which, if you didn't know, is explicitly about the horrors of meth addiction."

Check out Kyle's inspiration playlist for "If You Break Up With Me" HERE .

"If You Break Up With Me" is the third release to arrive from Kyle Gordon's forthcoming album, following his viral smashes " Mr. Jambo " (his spot-on loving parody of Paul Simon's 'Graceland') and " I'm a Whore " (a vulgar and hilarious take on early '10s indie sleaze brat pop).

Elsewhere on 'Kyle Gordon is Everywhere', the "unshakably committed" (Billboard) musician and comedian channels numerous personas and distills nearly a dozen genres, rebuilding them as eerily accurate parodies that are earnestly performed and hilariously irreverent. Everything from jingoistic Bush-era butt rock to Disney Channel-era tween bops gets a shakedown from Kyle Gordon on the new album.

The album (which features David Attenborough-esque academic interludes narrated by Daniel Radcliffe - a fan of Kyle's who he met on the set of "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins") is a nostalgic trip lined with comedic landmines that are as charming as they are gut-busting in their authenticity.

"This album represents the third in my initial trilogy of comedy albums," says Kyle. "With 'Kyle Gordon is Everywhere', I feel like I've achieved my goal of creating a comprehensive, cohesive comedy album that is enjoyable as a whole piece, but also a collection of very fun, funny, and catchy pop songs. I also feel as though I've finally found that perfect balance: the songs are funny without sacrificing the songwriting. Essentially they're a bunch of great pop songs that are also funny."
"I feel like I finally perfected this formula that I'd been tinkering with on the first two albums."
With over 6.5 million followers and 2.7 billion views across TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, Kyle Gordon has become modern day musical comedy royalty. Billboard named him one of their "Top 15 Musical Comedians Right Now" while Variety included him in their "New Power of New York" culture list. He has appeared on The Simpsons, charted on the Billboard charts with his hit "Planet of the Bass" and performed alongside the Jonas Brothers. His last album 'Kyle Gordon is Wonderful' earned him spotlights with Newsweek, Vulture and TODAY, and he recently made a recurring cameo on the aforementioned "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" on NBC.

TOUR DATES

OCT 1 -- SAINT PAUL, MN -- TURF CLUB

OCT 2 -- MILWAUKEE, WI -- FALCON BOWL

OCT 3 -- CHICAGO, IL -- SUBTERRANEAN

OCT 4 -- COLUMBUS, OH -- SKULLY'S MUSIC DINER

OCT 6 -- CHARLOTTE, NC -- NEIGHBORHOOD THEATRE TAP ROOM

OCT 8 -- ATLANTA, GA -- VINYL

OCT 9 -- ORLANDO, FL -- CONDUIT

OCT 10 -- WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- RESPECTABLE STREET

OCT 11 -- TAMPA, FL -- NEW WORLD

OCT 16 -- DALLAS, TX -- TEXAS TEA ROOM

OCT 17 -- AUSTIN, TX -- 29TH STREET BALLROOM

OCT 20 -- DENVER, CO -- LARIMER LOUNGE

OCT 22 -- PHOENIX, AZ -- REBEL

OCT 23 -- SAN DIEGO, CA -- VOODOO ROOM

OCT 24 -- LOS ANGELES, CA -- THE ROXY

OCT 25 -- SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- RICKSHAW STOP

OCT 28 -- PORTLAND, OR -- MISSION THEATRE

OCT 29 -- SEATTLE, WA -- BARBOZA

OCT 30 -- VANCOUVER, BC -- BILTMORE CABARET

NOV 4 -- KANSAS CITY, MO -- RECORDBAR

DEC 2 -- HAMDEN, CT -- SPACE BALLROOM

DEC 3 -- CAMBRIDGE, MA -- THE SINCLAIR

DEC 4 -- NEW YORK, NY -- RACKET NYC

DEC 5 -- WASHINGTON, DC -- UNION STAGE

DEC 10 -- WARRENDALE, PA -- JERGEL'S RHYTHM GRILLE

DEC 11 -- ANN ARBOR, MI -- BLIND PIG

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